sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

(Source: astoundly, via pizza)



if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

(via phobias)

If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?
(via ambeerah)

(Source: love-summer-love33, via s-uzanne)


I hate it when you really need to talk to a friend about something important because you feel like your world is crashing down on you but they act like you don’t exist until their problems occur.

(via interjects)


what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

(Source: oprahwingdings, via relahvant)


I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

(via relahvant)