sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean
if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right
yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off
I hate it when you really need to talk to a friend about something important because you feel like your world is crashing down on you but they act like you don’t exist until their problems occur.
what are the symptoms of being fergalicious